The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

Many children, many cares; no children, no felicity.

Many children, many cares; no children, no felicity.

Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.

Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

But childhood prolonged, cannot remain a fairyland. It becomes a hell.

But childhood prolonged, cannot remain a fairyland. It becomes a hell.

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of read more

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll read more

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.