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If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
Show me a guy who is afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every read more
Show me a guy who is afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.
Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.
People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make read more
People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood read more
The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.