It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished read more

It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

A sneer is the weapon of the weak.

A sneer is the weapon of the weak.

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I read more

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive

Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.

To "leave a sting within a brother's heart.".

To "leave a sting within a brother's heart.".

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.