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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs read more
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
 His friends he loved. His direst earthly foes--
 Cats--I believe he did but feign to hate.
  My read more 
 His friends he loved. His direst earthly foes--
 Cats--I believe he did but feign to hate.
  My hand will miss the insinuated nose,
   Mine eyes the tail that wagged contempt at Fate. 
 It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it 
catches mice.  
 It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it 
catches mice. 
 Confound the cats! All cats--alway--
 Cats of all colours, black, white, grey;
  By night a nuisance and read more 
 Confound the cats! All cats--alway--
 Cats of all colours, black, white, grey;
  By night a nuisance and by day--
   Confound the cats! 
People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life
People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life
 What female heart can gold despise?
 What cat's averse to fish?  
 What female heart can gold despise?
 What cat's averse to fish? 
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on read more
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?