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He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, read more
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss.".
Girls usually have a paper mâché face on their wedding day.
Girls usually have a paper mâché face on their wedding day.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.
Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.
Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.
I think, therefore I'm single.
I think, therefore I'm single.
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
It's discouraging to make a mistake, but it's humiliating when you find out you're so unimportant that nobody noticed it.
It's discouraging to make a mistake, but it's humiliating when you find out you're so unimportant that nobody noticed it.
My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.
My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.
