The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Men are born with two eyes, but with one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as read more

Men are born with two eyes, but with one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

I love you smile at me, I love the way your hands reach out and hold me near....I believe this read more

I love you smile at me, I love the way your hands reach out and hold me near....I believe this is heaven to no one else but me.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I think, therefore I'm single.

I think, therefore I'm single.

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace.

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace.