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    If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

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The cat has too much spirit to have no heart

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart

by Ernest Menaul Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

by Theophile Gautier Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

by Monica Edwards Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is read more

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

by Mark Twain Found in: Cats Quotes,
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There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.

by Albert Schweitzer Found in: Cats Quotes,
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His friends he loved. His direst earthly foes--
Cats--I believe he did but feign to hate.
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His friends he loved. His direst earthly foes--
Cats--I believe he did but feign to hate.
My hand will miss the insinuated nose,
Mine eyes the tail that wagged contempt at Fate.

by Sir William Watson (2) Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

by Eddie Izzard Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Black cat or white cat, it's a good cat that catches the mice.

Black cat or white cat, it's a good cat that catches the mice.

by Sir William Watson (2) Found in: Cats Quotes,
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