I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too read more

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or who imagines life must be read more

She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or who imagines life must be full of emergencies.