There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

Lord Stafford mines for coal and salt,
The Duke of Norfolk deals in malt,
The Douglas in read more

Lord Stafford mines for coal and salt,
The Duke of Norfolk deals in malt,
The Douglas in red herrings.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Affiliate marketing has made businesses millions and ordinary people millionaires.

Affiliate marketing has made businesses millions and ordinary people millionaires.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.

Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Government in the U.S. today is a senior partner in every business in the country.

Government in the U.S. today is a senior partner in every business in the country.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.