Maxioms by P. J. O'rourke
Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important read more
Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the sources of our troubles, read more
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz read more
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
