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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
What's a soup kitchen?
What's a soup kitchen?
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My read more
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a read more
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It’s like having a little pet for read more
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It’s like having a little pet for your face.
I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's premises with clothes on, but read more
I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's premises with clothes on, but was easily quieted by a naked thief
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long.
The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long.
