Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion and perspective to what might otherwise read more

Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion and perspective to what might otherwise seem an overwhelming problem.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I don't want anything I don't deserve, [but] if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid.

I don't want anything I don't deserve, [but] if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid.

People generally treat me like I'm very intelligent and really, I'm much less intelligent than she is. Scully is insanely read more

People generally treat me like I'm very intelligent and really, I'm much less intelligent than she is. Scully is insanely intelligent.

You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.

You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.

The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Freedom is the by-product of economic surplus.

Freedom is the by-product of economic surplus.

Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by.

Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by.