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You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.
Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and read more
Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and check.
I've never tried to be uber-sexy, ... I want to age gracefully. At 48 now, I've finally lost my baby read more
I've never tried to be uber-sexy, ... I want to age gracefully. At 48 now, I've finally lost my baby fat. I want to look nice and feel attractive. ... I grew my hair out and got it lightened for the simple reason that I'm pretty gray, and this means I don't have to go to the hairdresser as often.
It still feels like it's the NCAA Tournament. It's a game we've got to get by first to get to read more
It still feels like it's the NCAA Tournament. It's a game we've got to get by first to get to a powerhouse. The atmosphere is good.
No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special, and you still have something read more
No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special, and you still have something unique to offer. Your life, because of who you are, has meaning.
Low humidity and high winds allow for a fire to get out of control.
Low humidity and high winds allow for a fire to get out of control.
Keep fighting for animals by making compassionate, cruelty-free choices every day and encouraging those around you to do the same.
Keep fighting for animals by making compassionate, cruelty-free choices every day and encouraging those around you to do the same.
Are the referees going to treat him like Michael Jordan in his first playoff or like Michael Jordan after six read more
Are the referees going to treat him like Michael Jordan in his first playoff or like Michael Jordan after six championships? We don't know.