That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

Instinct and reason how can we divide?
'Tis the fool's ignorance, and the pedant's pride.

Instinct and reason how can we divide?
'Tis the fool's ignorance, and the pedant's pride.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

You get out in front -- you stay out in front.

You get out in front -- you stay out in front.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, read more

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.

I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.