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New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin read more
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the read more
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and read more
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.
Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of read more
The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when read more
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.