The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

The sinews of affairs are cut.

The sinews of affairs are cut.

I'm tired of love, I'm still more tired of rhyme, but money gives me pleasure all the time.

I'm tired of love, I'm still more tired of rhyme, but money gives me pleasure all the time.

When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.

Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.

No man's credit is as good as his money.

No man's credit is as good as his money.