Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole-in-one.

That most dangerous of opponents: the one who took pains to comprehend the position of his adversary.

That most dangerous of opponents: the one who took pains to comprehend the position of his adversary.

He who excuses himself accuses himself.

He who excuses himself accuses himself.

We praise or blame as one or the other affords more opportunity for exhibiting our power of judgment.

We praise or blame as one or the other affords more opportunity for exhibiting our power of judgment.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

The search for someone to blame is always successful.

The search for someone to blame is always successful.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.