Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

[You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.

[You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.

This is a historically significant victory for women worldwide but for Jamaicans in particular. Portia has already made history, and read more

This is a historically significant victory for women worldwide but for Jamaicans in particular. Portia has already made history, and looks set to consolidate her place in the history books of the future by becoming Jamaica's first female prime minister. She has proven herself to be a likeable and strong-willed woman. I am sure she will prove herself very worthy of this place in history and will serve as an inspiration for women the world over.

It's interesting to have been on the one side a chaplain, intern in the prison system and now fighting to read more

It's interesting to have been on the one side a chaplain, intern in the prison system and now fighting to keep people out of prison.

California will have an unprecedented starting field.

California will have an unprecedented starting field.

As much as I'm not a huge fan of the band Kiss, I totally appreciate what they did in creating read more

As much as I'm not a huge fan of the band Kiss, I totally appreciate what they did in creating a show. They wrote these simple, pretty crappy rock songs, but they created this huge image and this huge show. It was like this iconic thing, and I think that's really cool. I think that's something that we've always really appreciated.

I'm not suggesting that the play is without fault; all of my plays are imperfect, I'm rather happy to say-it read more

I'm not suggesting that the play is without fault; all of my plays are imperfect, I'm rather happy to say-it leaves me something to do.

In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight from, quality is never a problem.

In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight from, quality is never a problem.

We're still seeing some overland flooding issues, but it looks like the dikes are doing fine.

We're still seeing some overland flooding issues, but it looks like the dikes are doing fine.