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    I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought to clean his tongue and wash the boots of David Beckham as they are so wet tonight.

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I am absolutely going to make sure Jerry gets his ring back.

I am absolutely going to make sure Jerry gets his ring back.

by Doug Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You can take the boy off the farm, but you can't take the farm out of the boy. They argue read more

You can take the boy off the farm, but you can't take the farm out of the boy. They argue about it, saying 'I had to do it last year'.

by Judy Alford Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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She said that she had a nice big house, had a big back yard and other children to watch. I read more

She said that she had a nice big house, had a big back yard and other children to watch. I said that sounds really good, because Melissa loves to play outside.

by Alta Apantenco Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I wasn't thinking about the championship ... just focusing on the two triple axels. I'd give myself 95 out of read more

I wasn't thinking about the championship ... just focusing on the two triple axels. I'd give myself 95 out of 100.

by Mao Asada Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to read more

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?

by Adam Ant Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's an absolutely fantastic end to the mission.

It's an absolutely fantastic end to the mission.

by Carlton Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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And internalization is used in this country as a very effective political tool.

And internalization is used in this country as a very effective political tool.

by Kathy Acker Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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All of the outages were related to winds. In some areas, the ground was so saturated that the wind knocked read more

All of the outages were related to winds. In some areas, the ground was so saturated that the wind knocked trees over.

by Dave Andrew Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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All I asked for was a written and verbal apology from Ms. Gossman, and I didn't get it, ... I read more

All I asked for was a written and verbal apology from Ms. Gossman, and I didn't get it, ... I have contacted a lawyer, and the housing board is responsible for what she did. You are all three responsible, and you are going to be served. She needs to be taken off the board.

by Kim Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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