These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: Can't live with them, or without them.

These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: Can't live with them, or without them.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? read more

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

The first question was a laundry list explanation of peoples' activities.

The first question was a laundry list explanation of peoples' activities.

You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

Brooke might tell a different story, but I've always loved the water.

Brooke might tell a different story, but I've always loved the water.

In the last few months, we've given several promotions within the department... and I think that's brought more stability.

In the last few months, we've given several promotions within the department... and I think that's brought more stability.

It's almost a wash for what you pay for the process and what you'd pay at a lumber yard. But read more

It's almost a wash for what you pay for the process and what you'd pay at a lumber yard. But we're just trying to recycle them, so we did.

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men