I watch news programs and I love Comedy Central. I love The Daily Show-it's smarter than anything else. I also read more

I watch news programs and I love Comedy Central. I love The Daily Show-it's smarter than anything else. I also like The Critic and Celebrity Death Match and South Park. I love all of that.

People asked me that when I did 'Hostage,' but I don't know. It's going to pay the bills, and while read more

People asked me that when I did 'Hostage,' but I don't know. It's going to pay the bills, and while it's happening, I'll appreciate it.

I think we were very nervous to start the game. I think (it helped) having a pitcher like Pat just read more

I think we were very nervous to start the game. I think (it helped) having a pitcher like Pat just taking control from the start, and then we started getting comfortable and playing well.

We have not arrested or detained anyone.

We have not arrested or detained anyone.

If the end brings me out all right, what is said against me won't amount to anything. If the end read more

If the end brings me out all right, what is said against me won't amount to anything. If the end brings me out wrong, then ten angels swearing I was right would make no difference.

We still have a refining issue. Refineries in other parts of the country have been able to increase output but read more

We still have a refining issue. Refineries in other parts of the country have been able to increase output but they will have to go down later this year for maintenance. Refinery output will then fall below normal.

Every man's ability may be strengthened or increased by culture.

Every man's ability may be strengthened or increased by culture.

I kind of like things slightly out of tune. It makes me feel... intoxicated almost... but in a good way. read more

I kind of like things slightly out of tune. It makes me feel... intoxicated almost... but in a good way. Like I'm at a carnival in a dream. Not sure that makes sense, but I do have pretty good pitch recognition. I see colors for different key signatures, notes, etc.

They do make really good pets just because they're affectionate and playful and they honestly don't take a lot of read more

They do make really good pets just because they're affectionate and playful and they honestly don't take a lot of care.