I write everything on a xylophone!

I write everything on a xylophone!

The first two months I imagined Godzilla, ... Then I got bored of that and I imagined different things. What read more

The first two months I imagined Godzilla, ... Then I got bored of that and I imagined different things. What if my agent was that big? What if my dog was that big?

I thank God, ... I was more than 99 percent certain.

I thank God, ... I was more than 99 percent certain.

Did you see American Idol last night? ... You've got to see this.

Did you see American Idol last night? ... You've got to see this.

It is your government which is seizing the people of Iraq and killing them. It is your government which is read more

It is your government which is seizing the people of Iraq and killing them. It is your government which is supporting the rotten governments in our countries.

Magic has not appealed to a younger market for a long time. What I'm trying to do is to appeal read more

Magic has not appealed to a younger market for a long time. What I'm trying to do is to appeal to the younger fans, as well as the older ones.

Coach Gruden really likes to prepare for what's going on now this season and I can understand that. Right now, read more

Coach Gruden really likes to prepare for what's going on now this season and I can understand that. Right now, I'm just trying to do my best by watching and absorbing what's going on.

We came up with a pretty unique scheme that we think the tourism people were impressed with.

We came up with a pretty unique scheme that we think the tourism people were impressed with.

Best of all, I only missed one spare.

Best of all, I only missed one spare.