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It was the Cadillac of biplanes. This is the fancy model, with leather seating. The workmanship inside is insane.

It was the Cadillac of biplanes. This is the fancy model, with leather seating. The workmanship inside is insane.

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We'd like to be second behind New York. Frankly, we lost a lot of our place in the theater scene, read more

We'd like to be second behind New York. Frankly, we lost a lot of our place in the theater scene, and we see 'Lord of the Rings' as a way to bring that back.

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I felt we had to stop them on their first possession of the second half and score on our first read more

I felt we had to stop them on their first possession of the second half and score on our first possession. But we gave away scoring opportunities and we didn't even score at all in the third quarter. It was a good season but we ran out of gas tonight.

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It happens a lot with English bulldogs, a breed known to have difficulty giving birth. They frequently have to have read more

It happens a lot with English bulldogs, a breed known to have difficulty giving birth. They frequently have to have a Caesarean section.

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Not to brag, I think he's qualified too, in fact I know he is.

Not to brag, I think he's qualified too, in fact I know he is.

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