Bud Abbott

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.

But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.