Bud Abbott

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around read more

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in read more

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?