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Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the read more
Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while.
 And I wish his soul in heaven may dwell,
 Who first invented this leathern bottel!  
 And I wish his soul in heaven may dwell,
 Who first invented this leathern bottel! 
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
 How gracious those dews of solace that over my senses fall
 At the clink of the ice in the read more 
 How gracious those dews of solace that over my senses fall
 At the clink of the ice in the pitcher the boy brings up the 
hall. 
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
 Nose, nose, holly red nose,
 And who gave thee that jolly red nose?
  Nutmegs and ginger, cinammon read more 
 Nose, nose, holly red nose,
 And who gave thee that jolly red nose?
  Nutmegs and ginger, cinammon and cloves;
   And they gave me this jolly red nose. 
 Inspiring bold John Barleycorn,
 What dangers thou canst make us scorn!
  Wi' tippenny, we fear nae evil;
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 Inspiring bold John Barleycorn,
 What dangers thou canst make us scorn!
  Wi' tippenny, we fear nae evil;
   Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil! 
 I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no 
occasion.  
 I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no 
occasion. 
 Mynheer Vandunck, though he never was drunk,
 Sipped brandy and water gayly.  
 Mynheer Vandunck, though he never was drunk,
 Sipped brandy and water gayly.