If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd read more

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.

When you have nothing to say, say nothing.

When you have nothing to say, say nothing.

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.

It was obvious we were stalling like a hurricane in the middle of the ocean, ... not going anywhere, so read more

It was obvious we were stalling like a hurricane in the middle of the ocean, ... not going anywhere, so why not give the young guys a shot?

Poetry is simply the most beautiful, impressive and widely effective mode of saying things, and hence their importance.

Poetry is simply the most beautiful, impressive and widely effective mode of saying things, and hence their importance.

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're read more

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

We want to give men and women in the department equal opportunities to appear on stage. With 'Julius Caesar' and read more

We want to give men and women in the department equal opportunities to appear on stage. With 'Julius Caesar' and 'The Rainmaker,' those are great opportunities for men, and we selected the others for the female actors on campus.

That is remarkable. While it is intriguing, it is preliminary and we'll look for other studies to confirm the finding. read more

That is remarkable. While it is intriguing, it is preliminary and we'll look for other studies to confirm the finding. Then, we need basic science to figure out how it is helping.

I will be crying because I'm sentimental. But don't tell anyone I said that!

I will be crying because I'm sentimental. But don't tell anyone I said that!