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Everybody said it wasn't going to snow, and I kept telling everybody, 'Hey, I think it's going to snow'. Winter's read more

Everybody said it wasn't going to snow, and I kept telling everybody, 'Hey, I think it's going to snow'. Winter's not over yet. Everybody's like, 'Oh! Take my studded tires off!' And I'm like, 'I wouldn't take studded tires off quite yet,' and here it is.

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I think it's going to be an awesome experience to serve people. Most people in college think spring break is read more

I think it's going to be an awesome experience to serve people. Most people in college think spring break is going down to the beach.

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The bottom line is, he's not in custody yet.

The bottom line is, he's not in custody yet.

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[Like People magazine, which started as a page in Time before becoming one of the country's most popular celebrity weeklies, read more

[Like People magazine, which started as a page in Time before becoming one of the country's most popular celebrity weeklies, Cooking Light debuted as a small column in Southern Living. When that proved hugely popular, two Cooking Light cookbooks were published.] They sold out, ... so we decided to launch a magazine.

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The 3 percent kicks in during year three. On paper, we're not expecting to show a profit for the first read more

The 3 percent kicks in during year three. On paper, we're not expecting to show a profit for the first year; we hope to show a small profit in year two.

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