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    A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away.

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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, read more

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

by Jim Murray Found in: Baseball Quotes, Sports Quotes,
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There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who read more

There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what happens.

by Tommy Lasorda Found in: Baseball Quotes,
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Baseball Quotes,
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A great catch is like watching girls go by, the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by, the last one you see is always the prettiest.

by Bob Gibson Found in: Baseball Quotes,
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Baseball is almost the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated.

Baseball is almost the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated.

by Mark Beltaire Found in: Baseball Quotes,
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In baseball, my theory is to strive for consistency, not to worry about the numbers. If you dwell on statistics read more

In baseball, my theory is to strive for consistency, not to worry about the numbers. If you dwell on statistics you get shortsighted, if you aim for consistency, the numbers will be there at the end.

by Tom Seaver Found in: Baseball Quotes,
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In the great department store of life, baseball is the toy department.

In the great department store of life, baseball is the toy department.

by Unknown Found in: Baseball Quotes,
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Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

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Baseball ought never be hurried. It is the only unhurried institution we have left, which is one reason, I think, read more

Baseball ought never be hurried. It is the only unhurried institution we have left, which is one reason, I think, we love it.

by James Kilpatrick Found in: Baseball Quotes,
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