Lady, I'm not an athlete. I'm a baseball player.

Lady, I'm not an athlete. I'm a baseball player.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

Playing baseball is not real life. It's a fantasy world... It's a dream come true.

Playing baseball is not real life. It's a fantasy world... It's a dream come true.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Baseball is a game of inches.

Baseball is a game of inches.

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

A full mind is an empty bat.

A full mind is an empty bat.