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    If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.

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We wanted to get someone else some work at the catcher spot, just in case one girl happens to be read more

We wanted to get someone else some work at the catcher spot, just in case one girl happens to be struggling. These girls are so new, I'm still finding out what positions they can play.

by Gary Apodaca Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They're essentially running a campaign without reporting who their contributors are.

They're essentially running a campaign without reporting who their contributors are.

by Katy Atkinson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I know the media end of things and not much about the business end. Leslie knows the business end but read more

I know the media end of things and not much about the business end. Leslie knows the business end but not much about the media.

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Basically, ... he was telling the guys not to take things for granted.

Basically, ... he was telling the guys not to take things for granted.

by Joe Andruzzi Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used read more

A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night and then as its mausoleum.

by Kingsley Amis Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Local school districts already have the ability to create anti-bullying policies and curriculum if they deem it necessary, so we're read more

Local school districts already have the ability to create anti-bullying policies and curriculum if they deem it necessary, so we're reviewing whether there's a true need for this legislation in the first place.

by Ari Adler Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Debate is masculine, conversation is feminine.

Debate is masculine, conversation is feminine.

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[During her sabbatical, she said, she would often sit in her backyard in Venice, Calif., thinking and playing with pine read more

[During her sabbatical, she said, she would often sit in her backyard in Venice, Calif., thinking and playing with pine cones.] I was making little pine-cone people with razor blades, ... That's all I did.

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Madison's height took us out early in the game but we never quit. We continued to play our game. It read more

Madison's height took us out early in the game but we never quit. We continued to play our game. It is what we do. We play basketball.

by Lionel Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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