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If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to read more

If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.

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I'm glad Dorismar agreed to cooperate, but next time I would prefer a Mexican actress,

I'm glad Dorismar agreed to cooperate, but next time I would prefer a Mexican actress,

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They killed them with blows to the head and machetes. It is very brutal, the beach would have been covered read more

They killed them with blows to the head and machetes. It is very brutal, the beach would have been covered in blood.

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The monarch has become a symbol for cross border co-operation in North America. Let's hope it doesn't become the symbol read more

The monarch has become a symbol for cross border co-operation in North America. Let's hope it doesn't become the symbol of our common failure to protect the environment.

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I'm worried. We are just starting the year and already we seem to see a dead whale every day. Something read more

I'm worried. We are just starting the year and already we seem to see a dead whale every day. Something is happening there and it needs to be investigated.

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