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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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The study validates what parents know intuitively: Well, duh, yes, there is more sex on TV, ... We need to read more

The study validates what parents know intuitively: Well, duh, yes, there is more sex on TV, ... We need to give parents better tools. With 200 channels, I feel out of control.

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We take a lot of pride in that. We have a big veteran group here. We've been working hard since read more

We take a lot of pride in that. We have a big veteran group here. We've been working hard since Day 1 of training camp, and we are coming together. We are focusing on what needs to be done, and a lot of us understand that every week. We try to do our best to keep the old man on his feet.

by Joe Andruzzi Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Where there is a stink of shit there is a smell of being

Where there is a stink of shit there is a smell of being

by Antonin Artaud Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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To suck it up and do what I did means a lot more than when I was 40th on the read more

To suck it up and do what I did means a lot more than when I was 40th on the money list and everybody was telling you how great you are,

by Billy Andrade Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He said, 'Is there a Cherie here?' ... and I'm waiting for the lightning bolt to come.

He said, 'Is there a Cherie here?' ... and I'm waiting for the lightning bolt to come.

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This is awesome. Everybody gets excited about this. It makes digging in all that mud worthwhile.

This is awesome. Everybody gets excited about this. It makes digging in all that mud worthwhile.

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Appreciate the power of rumor, often malicious, no matter how preposterous, within the local populations you are seeking to help.

Appreciate the power of rumor, often malicious, no matter how preposterous, within the local populations you are seeking to help.

by Alvin Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's not a big deal. We've got good players behind him and we're ready to go. That's life. It's a read more

It's not a big deal. We've got good players behind him and we're ready to go. That's life. It's a window of opportunity for those two kids and they need to jump on it and go get it.

by Gary Andersen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Some guys don't think Justin lifts hard, then we test and he's extremely strong for his weight. His max has read more

Some guys don't think Justin lifts hard, then we test and he's extremely strong for his weight. His max has gone up 50 pounds in just about everything.

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