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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away

The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away

by Fisher Ames Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We do have maps in the lobby of the Des Moines Police Department that's open 24 hours a day, but read more

We do have maps in the lobby of the Des Moines Police Department that's open 24 hours a day, but they will see there's very limited space. And the space they have open, I'd be surprised if they (have) any luck finding a place to live,

by Bill Arnold Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The burning of an author's books, imprisonment for opinion's sake, has always been the tribute that an ignorant age pays read more

The burning of an author's books, imprisonment for opinion's sake, has always been the tribute that an ignorant age pays to the genius of its time

by Joseph Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They make fun of the way I talk and I give it back to them,

They make fun of the way I talk and I give it back to them,

by Joseph Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and read more

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

by Don Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in read more

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

by Bud Abbott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You could call 'show biz,' filmmaking, the original arena for outsourcing because ever since I've been making movies, Hollywood has read more

You could call 'show biz,' filmmaking, the original arena for outsourcing because ever since I've been making movies, Hollywood has been threatened with outsourcing, be it Italy, be it Australia, New Zealand and, certainly, Canada,

by Ed Asner Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It sort of takes the place of minutes. When there's any club business it's in the newsletter. It used to read more

It sort of takes the place of minutes. When there's any club business it's in the newsletter. It used to be monthly but now it's quarterly.

by Fernando Alvare Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The times they are a-changing.

The times they are a-changing.

by Bob Dylan Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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