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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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It's just unreal. I get 53 miles per gallon and it still hurts.

It's just unreal. I get 53 miles per gallon and it still hurts.

by Gary Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He's very competitive in training and in games. His intensity is very good and sometimes it spills over, as you read more

He's very competitive in training and in games. His intensity is very good and sometimes it spills over, as you can tell.

by Doug Allison Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Americans should not impose a solution, but this administration will finally have to make it clear what its vision for read more

Americans should not impose a solution, but this administration will finally have to make it clear what its vision for a two-state solution is. Just saying 'a two-state solution' is too ambiguous. The vision has to spell out the details on final status issues such as Palestinian refugees, borders and Jerusalem.

by Ami Ayalon Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I don't think I have the chance to be making this team, but I think it's more of a learning read more

I don't think I have the chance to be making this team, but I think it's more of a learning experience just going in and having fun and watching the other guys, seeing what they do and just kind of get a feel for what I have to do to get to this level,

by Michael Ayers Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I've signed up until 2008 and I am happy.

I've signed up until 2008 and I am happy.

by Carlo Ancelotti Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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People are going to continue to drink. They're going to continue to smoke. They're going to continue to gamble.

People are going to continue to drink. They're going to continue to smoke. They're going to continue to gamble.

by Dan Ahrens Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This "Know Yourself" is a silly proverb in some ways; To know the man next door is a much more read more

This "Know Yourself" is a silly proverb in some ways; To know the man next door is a much more useful rule

by Menander Athens Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I don't know why he chose to post that. There was sufficient food and water in that hospital for at read more

I don't know why he chose to post that. There was sufficient food and water in that hospital for at least another four days when we evacuated.

by Harry Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Yes, it's not many people from there.

Yes, it's not many people from there.

by Evan Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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