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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of read more

It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.

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We can't sell it directly to them. Hopefully they will be the only bidder and it will be pretty clean, read more

We can't sell it directly to them. Hopefully they will be the only bidder and it will be pretty clean, but if there is another bidder we will have to make a decision then.

by Keith Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We were very disappointed (by the loss). We've lost some wrestlers to attrition and injury, but we just didn't wrestle read more

We were very disappointed (by the loss). We've lost some wrestlers to attrition and injury, but we just didn't wrestle particularly well.

by Jon Abernathy Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Keep violence in the mind where it belongs

Keep violence in the mind where it belongs

by Brian Aldiss Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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A simple rule in dealing with those who are hard to get along with is to remember that this person read more

A simple rule in dealing with those who are hard to get along with is to remember that this person is striving to assert his superiority; and you must deal with him from that point of view

by Alfred Adler Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's pretty lonely onstage, I have to admit, ... But I felt I needed to do more than just entertain.

It's pretty lonely onstage, I have to admit, ... But I felt I needed to do more than just entertain.

by Kevin Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He's definitely a threat with his legs. He can move pretty well and I believe that he's a big guy read more

He's definitely a threat with his legs. He can move pretty well and I believe that he's a big guy (6-foot-4, 222 pounds), so we'll have to get after him.

by Joe Anoai Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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What's clear from extensive research is that most people do not get digestive changes from eating Olean snacks.

What's clear from extensive research is that most people do not get digestive changes from eating Olean snacks.

by Greg Allgood Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The thing I have the most problem with is consistency. We saw it already. The equipment isn't consistent from brand read more

The thing I have the most problem with is consistency. We saw it already. The equipment isn't consistent from brand to brand and from goaltender to goaltender. I would like to see that changed. Some pads were wider than others.

by David Aebischer Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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