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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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We weren't scared of them. We felt we could match up with them. The only thing was that I think read more

We weren't scared of them. We felt we could match up with them. The only thing was that I think we got away from attacking like we had. They had 20 turnovers, but we didn't take advantage of as many of them as we should have.

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It's a problem of timing for us. If the world championships were held earlier we would have time to get read more

It's a problem of timing for us. If the world championships were held earlier we would have time to get all of our judges up to speed. The men's trial in January won't be affected.

by Jane Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You Are My Sunshine.

You Are My Sunshine.

by Gene Autry Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Never buy shoes early in the day when your feet are their smallest.

Never buy shoes early in the day when your feet are their smallest.

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We lack a clear statement where the newspaper apologizes for the offense and stand by it.

We lack a clear statement where the newspaper apologizes for the offense and stand by it.

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It's a real grind and our kids did pretty well.

It's a real grind and our kids did pretty well.

by Jon Abernathy Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Most people today still believe, perhaps unconsciously, in the heliocentric universe every newspaper in the land has a section on read more

Most people today still believe, perhaps unconsciously, in the heliocentric universe every newspaper in the land has a section on astrology, yet few have anything at all on astronomy.

by Hannes Alfven Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.

The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.

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It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of read more

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.

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