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    It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

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It is my understanding from briefings that I have had with high-level sources within the intelligence organizations of this country read more

It is my understanding from briefings that I have had with high-level sources within the intelligence organizations of this country that at least two of the identified terrorists so far were people known to intelligence and immigration agencies.

by Joseph Atick Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We manage the fear, I manage the fear, but it certainly takes its toll, the strain does.

We manage the fear, I manage the fear, but it certainly takes its toll, the strain does.

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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the read more

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

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Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.

Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.

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Combining premier aviation choices and luxury destinations is a win-win for both of our companies. We look forward to extending read more

Combining premier aviation choices and luxury destinations is a win-win for both of our companies. We look forward to extending our strategic alliance with Exclusive Resorts into the future as we continue to push the envelope in premium travel for our respective clientele.

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The Zionists should prepare ... bags to collect the remains of their soldiers and settlers because we are going to read more

The Zionists should prepare ... bags to collect the remains of their soldiers and settlers because we are going to hit in the depths of the entity.

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There's no way we're going to get him on that bus — not even on a helicopter.

There's no way we're going to get him on that bus — not even on a helicopter.

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Hockey is our national theater, our water cooler talk.

Hockey is our national theater, our water cooler talk.

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Turtle came in and did a great job for us.

Turtle came in and did a great job for us.

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