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    What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

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We learned what lines you could and could not cross

We learned what lines you could and could not cross

by Gary Adler Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They have jumped the gun. I'm sure on reflection they will regret they have done it.

They have jumped the gun. I'm sure on reflection they will regret they have done it.

by Donald Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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What wasn't hit by Katrina is being targeted by Rita. The market is taking the storm very seriously.

What wasn't hit by Katrina is being targeted by Rita. The market is taking the storm very seriously.

by Agbeli Ameko Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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As our worldwide share is high, we have to spur technological innovations from the viewpoint of usability. I think it's read more

As our worldwide share is high, we have to spur technological innovations from the viewpoint of usability. I think it's our company's duty.

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But he kind of looks up and says, 'Turn here.' Then, 'Turn here.' He had us make about five turns. read more

But he kind of looks up and says, 'Turn here.' Then, 'Turn here.' He had us make about five turns. Now, by this time, I thought Ron was just full of B.S., that he couldn't possibly know where we were going. We were on little, two-lane, unmarked roads. But then, on the next turn, we pull right up in front of Florida State's stadium. It was incredible.

by Dave Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There is a rare exception of mainstream sports that have a fatality rate. That's motor sports and rodeo, ... football, read more

There is a rare exception of mainstream sports that have a fatality rate. That's motor sports and rodeo, ... football, baseball, basketball, hockey, you make a mistake and you give up a run or some points. In these two sports, if you make a mistake, it could cost you your life.

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I could pitch in the big leagues with this stuff, but it's not worth it to go down and hope read more

I could pitch in the big leagues with this stuff, but it's not worth it to go down and hope somebody would want me.

by Kevin Appier Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The purpose of the meetings is to get community input regarding the management plan for the river.

The purpose of the meetings is to get community input regarding the management plan for the river.

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They've done this all on their own. I have a system that they've bought into. It's a defensive in your read more

They've done this all on their own. I have a system that they've bought into. It's a defensive in your face system. It's a fun game to watch and a fun game to play.

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