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    What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

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We need to make sure that we are prepared when and if something does happen.

We need to make sure that we are prepared when and if something does happen.

by Melaney Arnold Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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My advice was to stay a million miles away from it.

My advice was to stay a million miles away from it.

by David Axelrod Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This is like pulling out a machine gun today. People did not want to get cut by that sword.

This is like pulling out a machine gun today. People did not want to get cut by that sword.

by Jason Armit Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I had the opportunity to try camel steak while in Western Australia.

I had the opportunity to try camel steak while in Western Australia.

by Dick Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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It was harder racing the track today than it was the competition. The heat was a factor and it had read more

It was harder racing the track today than it was the competition. The heat was a factor and it had an effect on the racing. It's hard to sit there and run lap after lap without any relief. And today, there wasn't any relief.

by Bobby Allison Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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He's alienated most of the state; he's alienated most of the voters.

He's alienated most of the state; he's alienated most of the voters.

by Del Ali Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He was going to call in sick today but he wanted to make more money for the holidays.

He was going to call in sick today but he wanted to make more money for the holidays.

by Loretta Ables Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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