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    What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

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There are a lot of things that could have gone into it, so to speculate would be wrong.

There are a lot of things that could have gone into it, so to speculate would be wrong.

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We're going to wait [to decide on team discipline]. And that's an internal matter we'll never discuss.

We're going to wait [to decide on team discipline]. And that's an internal matter we'll never discuss.

by Danny Ainge Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's just stupid and unacceptable to the Mariners. This has sullied the reputation of the Seattle Mariners, and for that read more

It's just stupid and unacceptable to the Mariners. This has sullied the reputation of the Seattle Mariners, and for that it's terribly disappointing. We'll try to eradicate this, and we'll take strong internal action against the transgressors.

by Chuck Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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[For instance, there is a direct link between infant mortality and premature birth. Clearly the more premature an infant is read more

[For instance, there is a direct link between infant mortality and premature birth. Clearly the more premature an infant is when he is born, the greater likelihood of complications. In fact, according to the U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services National Center for Health Statistics, complications stemming from short gestation and low birth weight are the second leading causes of infant mortality in the United States. Ironically, the advanced medical technologies used in the United States tend to increase our infant mortality rate, not decrease it. In the United States, advanced technologies and procedures have made it more practical in recent years for medical professionals to attempt to save severely premature infants. Such attempts do not always succeed, adding to the rate of infant mortality.] Resuscitation is more likely to be attempted on extremely premature babies born in the United States than in many other countries, ... The extremely premature babies on whom resuscitation is unsuccessful are then counted as infant deaths, whereas they are counted as fetal deaths when resuscitation has not been attempted.

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Our surveillance team set up and watched this particular group install a card reader and a camera on the ATM read more

Our surveillance team set up and watched this particular group install a card reader and a camera on the ATM machine,

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We're not trying to scare anybody. We're not trying to fool anybody. That's just the way this show is done.

We're not trying to scare anybody. We're not trying to fool anybody. That's just the way this show is done.

by Craig Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The little dissatisfaction which every artist feels at the completion of a work forms the germ of a new work.

The little dissatisfaction which every artist feels at the completion of a work forms the germ of a new work.

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We faced one of the best pitchers in the country today, a tremendous competitor and a class act, and he read more

We faced one of the best pitchers in the country today, a tremendous competitor and a class act, and he was magnificent. It was a great college baseball game. We made it interesting in the ninth, but we were just too far in the hole at that point.

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This band really speaks to college kids and the response for them is overwhelming. They were what we thought of read more

This band really speaks to college kids and the response for them is overwhelming. They were what we thought of as the future of rock music, and we wanted to get behind them and give them our seal of approval.

by Joe Armenia Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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