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    What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.

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They met on the streets of Seattle, ... The reason they chose the name The Coats, there were a lot read more

They met on the streets of Seattle, ... The reason they chose the name The Coats, there were a lot of rainy nights on the streets, so they got overcoats and wore them. They are young. Very refreshing.

by Ann Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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That just shows how rodeo is going for a guy to win that much in one year. That's phenomenal for read more

That just shows how rodeo is going for a guy to win that much in one year. That's phenomenal for rodeo.

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That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this read more

That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.

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The only thing worse than a silly politician analyzing art is a silly artist analyzing politics

The only thing worse than a silly politician analyzing art is a silly artist analyzing politics

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I expect he will be set free soon, but not within days.

I expect he will be set free soon, but not within days.

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It's kind of a mess, and they wanted some fix. This would be a good fix.

It's kind of a mess, and they wanted some fix. This would be a good fix.

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I gave Emmitt a hug after his last game [with Dallas] and told him I was proud to have played read more

I gave Emmitt a hug after his last game [with Dallas] and told him I was proud to have played against him.

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The migration path to anything but Microsoft would require a forklift overhaul.

The migration path to anything but Microsoft would require a forklift overhaul.

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Am I good? I think so.

Am I good? I think so.

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