Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

Going out and doing focus groups to find out that your customer wants blue buttons on the screen instead of read more

Going out and doing focus groups to find out that your customer wants blue buttons on the screen instead of red buttons is useful. But it's much more useful to have your customers creating those buttons beside you.

I have a lot of homework, and I have some I need to do while I'm doing the play.

I have a lot of homework, and I have some I need to do while I'm doing the play.

putting it to a funk beat.

putting it to a funk beat.

We will not allow you to sit here, conspire with the opposition and give them money to overthrow the president,

We will not allow you to sit here, conspire with the opposition and give them money to overthrow the president,

We know who killed Jane. It was Ricky.

We know who killed Jane. It was Ricky.

They used to throw this stuff away.

They used to throw this stuff away.

I thought they'd give it to Sharon. I was shocked.

I thought they'd give it to Sharon. I was shocked.

accomplishments, and at the same time, none of the competitors is stronger than him.

accomplishments, and at the same time, none of the competitors is stronger than him.