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    Most communities are under the false impression that if a sex offender moves into the neighborhood, law enforcement would knock on their door, but that's just not the case.

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Historically we have seen strong home improvement spending in the wake of a slow economy. The stock market has been read more

Historically we have seen strong home improvement spending in the wake of a slow economy. The stock market has been less secure in the last 18 months or so than it had previously been. So instead of the stock market, people were investing in their homes.

by Chris Ahearn Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Profanity is the result of a weak mind trying to express itself forcably

Profanity is the result of a weak mind trying to express itself forcably

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We got 200 e-mails (about it). Lots of people had the same reaction. They were assigned to read it in read more

We got 200 e-mails (about it). Lots of people had the same reaction. They were assigned to read it in school and didn't. We try to take things that sometimes people turn off of because they're introduced to them too early or for some other reason, and try to make them entertaining.

by Kurt Andersen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's a big box with gauges and buttons and a lot of air hoses, ... Air tanks can support the read more

It's a big box with gauges and buttons and a lot of air hoses, ... Air tanks can support the machine for an hour at a time, and there's a back-up supply for when the electricity goes out.

by Larry Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

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The reason for filing the intervention has been accomplished.

The reason for filing the intervention has been accomplished.

by Keith Ainsworth Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This man - what's his name? - the number 10, the small one who doesn't play in the Real Madrid read more

This man - what's his name? - the number 10, the small one who doesn't play in the Real Madrid first team - said that if Poland beat Azerbaijan 8-0, England should score at least eight and he'd score five of them.

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I always hoped for a show that was realistic and provocative and moving and funny. And to me, it's exceeded read more

I always hoped for a show that was realistic and provocative and moving and funny. And to me, it's exceeded those expectations ... not to mention the people who have climbed aboard to join in it. As a creative endeavor, it's been the greatest experience of my life.

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I thought he had a chance to score. But DePew made a play that no coach can teach. He did read more

I thought he had a chance to score. But DePew made a play that no coach can teach. He did it strictly on instinct.

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