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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no read more

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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I want to continue doing as big a variety of things as I can do, and if that means I read more

I want to continue doing as big a variety of things as I can do, and if that means I have the honor of getting to do more feature work, I would love that. I know that if I make any other long-term TV commitments, it's not going to be on a drama.

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here.

here.

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Instead, he killed people by lying and concealing the plot ... that resulted in the worst terrorist attack in the read more

Instead, he killed people by lying and concealing the plot ... that resulted in the worst terrorist attack in the country's history.

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It used to be significantly less to go across the river (to Clark County), and that is not the case read more

It used to be significantly less to go across the river (to Clark County), and that is not the case anymore. It is quite obvious that the greater metropolitan area has started to equalize.

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I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and read more

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

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We have a balance in the house. It's not like 24-7.

We have a balance in the house. It's not like 24-7.

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It's been a long time since a visit to America stopped being an infallible formula for strengthening the reputation of read more

It's been a long time since a visit to America stopped being an infallible formula for strengthening the reputation of European politicians. In the last decade, however, that contact with the American ally can result in at least as many headaches as it does advantages.

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and we try to accommodate all of them.

and we try to accommodate all of them.

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