Laws were made to be broken.

Laws were made to be broken.

For the first time in my life I feel important. I'd like to have five babies.

For the first time in my life I feel important. I'd like to have five babies.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should read more

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin.

But the fawn just died.

But the fawn just died.

Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.

Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.

We spend an awful lot of money training people and developing them in these underperforming schools, but at the end read more

We spend an awful lot of money training people and developing them in these underperforming schools, but at the end of the year, these teachers are taking the training and experience and moving on to better districts.

My figure ... never felt like an asset until I started dancing

My figure ... never felt like an asset until I started dancing

To make a hole-in-one in a major, that was great, ... It's an honor for me to play in a read more

To make a hole-in-one in a major, that was great, ... It's an honor for me to play in a major with all these great players and be under par... and then make a hole-in-one to boot. That might put me in the history books.

It created quite a mess here in Massachusetts.

It created quite a mess here in Massachusetts.