Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

In some cases, this will provide a solution for councils. The public forgets that we have a statutory obligation to read more

In some cases, this will provide a solution for councils. The public forgets that we have a statutory obligation to deliver education for every child, and some kids just cannot thrive in a mainstream school.

The economy is not in a recession. This economy had enormous spending imbalances that it had to work out.

The economy is not in a recession. This economy had enormous spending imbalances that it had to work out.

Foreign Ministry guys don't become agents. Party officials, the Foreign Ministry nerds, tend not to volunteer to Western intelligence agencies.

Foreign Ministry guys don't become agents. Party officials, the Foreign Ministry nerds, tend not to volunteer to Western intelligence agencies.

Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be.

Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be.

At first we were rushing, putting up bad shots. Then we slowed it down and got into our offense, and read more

At first we were rushing, putting up bad shots. Then we slowed it down and got into our offense, and started running the fast break and playing our game pretty good.

I don't feel I deserve a raise just because the price of gasoline is going up.

I don't feel I deserve a raise just because the price of gasoline is going up.

This is our business. It is what we do.

This is our business. It is what we do.

Iraqi forces will be defensive in nature, composed of volunteers only. The military will serve their people without religious or read more

Iraqi forces will be defensive in nature, composed of volunteers only. The military will serve their people without religious or sectarian or tribal or political discrimination.