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 When Bishop Berkeley said "there was no matter."
 And proved it--'t was no matter what he said.  
 When Bishop Berkeley said "there was no matter."
 And proved it--'t was no matter what he said. 
 In arguing, too, the parson own'd his skill,
 For even though vanquished he could argue still.  
 In arguing, too, the parson own'd his skill,
 For even though vanquished he could argue still. 
When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.
When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.
Hear one side and you will be in the dark. Hear both and all will be clear.
Hear one side and you will be in the dark. Hear both and all will be clear.
It takes two to quarrel, but only one to end it.
It takes two to quarrel, but only one to end it.
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
 He'd undertake to prove, by force
 Of argument, a man's no horse.
  He'd prove a buzzard is read more 
 He'd undertake to prove, by force
 Of argument, a man's no horse.
  He'd prove a buzzard is no fowl,
   And that a Lord may be an owl,
    A calf an Alderman, a goose a Justice,
     And rooks, Committee-men or Trustees. 
 The daughter of debate
 That still discord doth sow.  
 The daughter of debate
 That still discord doth sow.