My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love read more

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.

We liberated 24 cases of Scotch.

We liberated 24 cases of Scotch.

We'll be hurting if we don't get it done this year because people will go elsewhere to make more money read more

We'll be hurting if we don't get it done this year because people will go elsewhere to make more money and have better benefits.

Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, I've always felt that a person's intelligence read more

Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, I've always felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the same topic.

Gossiping doesn't belong in the office. Most of us don't want to hear somebody else's personal drama. If there's good read more

Gossiping doesn't belong in the office. Most of us don't want to hear somebody else's personal drama. If there's good news ... graduation, a new house ... but the negative stuff doesn't have a place in the office.

We bought a real beauty parlor, with dryers and functioning water, and the whole bit. All the other elements, artistically, read more

We bought a real beauty parlor, with dryers and functioning water, and the whole bit. All the other elements, artistically, bring things into a whole.

It was a tragedy, ... I wish it had never happened.

It was a tragedy, ... I wish it had never happened.

Amy will pitch 50 percent or more of our innings. Her pitches have been sharp and she has built her read more

Amy will pitch 50 percent or more of our innings. Her pitches have been sharp and she has built her stamina. She deserves a great year and we have great confidence in her.

I haven't seen this kind of support [for a tax cut] in the 26 years I've been in Congress.

I haven't seen this kind of support [for a tax cut] in the 26 years I've been in Congress.