The biggest problem for most people is affording the health care they need, even with Medicare. People are telling us read more

The biggest problem for most people is affording the health care they need, even with Medicare. People are telling us they can't afford to get the care they need, because Medicare supplemental policies are too expensive, medications are too expensive, and they are having trouble with special needs if they are in HMOs.

We were a team without a lot of respect all year. I guarantee there wasn't many picking us third (in read more

We were a team without a lot of respect all year. I guarantee there wasn't many picking us third (in the state tournament).

I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off read more

I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one.

The American experiment is the most tremendous and far reaching engine of social change which has ever either blessed or read more

The American experiment is the most tremendous and far reaching engine of social change which has ever either blessed or cursed mankind.

The earth is mankind's ultimate haven, our blessed terra firma. When it trembles and gives way beneath our feet, it's read more

The earth is mankind's ultimate haven, our blessed terra firma. When it trembles and gives way beneath our feet, it's as though one of God's checks has bounced.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

This is a very surprising turn of events.

This is a very surprising turn of events.

There has been just enough activity on the big, new shiny aircraft front ... to keep both manufacturers feeling and read more

There has been just enough activity on the big, new shiny aircraft front ... to keep both manufacturers feeling and talking very buoyantly about the future,

I just don't know why people would want to buy new furniture today.

I just don't know why people would want to buy new furniture today.