The sweetest guy you ever met.

The sweetest guy you ever met.

The umpires are closer than we are. We tried to see the replay, but it was tough to tell.

The umpires are closer than we are. We tried to see the replay, but it was tough to tell.

The lives of Israeli citizens will turn to hell very soon.

The lives of Israeli citizens will turn to hell very soon.

What we say is, if you're not the first vehicle there then you're not going to be the first person read more

What we say is, if you're not the first vehicle there then you're not going to be the first person to report it. It's already reported.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

A lot of middle-class black people think that the Democrats have nothing new to say about race, that their ideas read more

A lot of middle-class black people think that the Democrats have nothing new to say about race, that their ideas are bankrupt, and that the party basically takes their loyalty for granted, ... Then the Republicans start coming around and we're like the lonely girl standing against the wall at a dance. Even if you know it's lip service, you feel receptive, just because somebody has bothered to come over and pay attention to you.

Whatever the disarray in the Knesset, whatever's going on there, he's going to make a deal in the name of read more

Whatever the disarray in the Knesset, whatever's going on there, he's going to make a deal in the name of the people of Israel, and he's going to sell it to the people of Israel, and ultimately, because the people in the Knesset are politicians, they will have to back him up.

We cannot waste time. We can only waste ourselves.

We cannot waste time. We can only waste ourselves.

to get drunk, meet attractive girls, and get laid.

to get drunk, meet attractive girls, and get laid.