I dress for women and I undress for men.

I dress for women and I undress for men.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

Know first who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.

Know first who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.

A fine woman shows her charms to most advantage when she seems most to conceal them. The finest bosom in read more

A fine woman shows her charms to most advantage when she seems most to conceal them. The finest bosom in nature is not so fine as what imagination forms.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a read more

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot.

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day read more

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

Appearances to save, his only care;
So things seem right, no matter what they are.

Appearances to save, his only care;
So things seem right, no matter what they are.

As large as life, and twice as natural.

As large as life, and twice as natural.