Do not hold everything as gold which shines like gold.

Do not hold everything as gold which shines like gold.

They look quite promising in the shop; and not entirely without hope when I get them back into my wardrobe. read more

They look quite promising in the shop; and not entirely without hope when I get them back into my wardrobe. But then, when I put them on they tend to deteriorate with a very strange rapidity and one feels so sorry for them.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

By outward show let's not be cheated;
An ass should like an ass be treated.

By outward show let's not be cheated;
An ass should like an ass be treated.

As large as life, and twice as natural.

As large as life, and twice as natural.

Charm is a product of the unexpected.

Charm is a product of the unexpected.

There is no such thing as a moral dress. It's people who are moral or immoral.

There is no such thing as a moral dress. It's people who are moral or immoral.

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.

It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting read more

It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting my feet; cars that I just parked, and the dust would just build up on them.