Maxioms by William S. Gilbert
Oh! to be wafted away
From this black Aceldama of sorrow,
Where the dust of an earthy read more
Oh! to be wafted away
From this black Aceldama of sorrow,
Where the dust of an earthy to-day
Makes the earth of a dusty to-morrow.
Life is made up of interruptions.
Life is made up of interruptions.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
As innocent as a new-laid egg.
As innocent as a new-laid egg.
Bad language or abuse
I never, never use,
Whatever the emergency;
Though "Bother it" read more
Bad language or abuse
I never, never use,
Whatever the emergency;
Though "Bother it" I may
Occasionally say,
I never never use a big, big D.
