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    Take a little rum
    The less you take the better
    Pour it in the lakes
    Of Wener or of Wetter.
    Dip a spoonful out
    And mind you don't get groggy,
    Pour it in the lake
    Of Winnipissiogie.
    Stir the mixture well
    Lest it prove inferior,
    Then put half a drop
    Into Lake Superior.
    Every other day
    Take a drop in water,
    You'll be better soon
    Or at least you oughter.

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For of the most High cometh healing.

For of the most High cometh healing.

by Bible Found in: Medicine Quotes,
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You tell your doctor, that y' are ill
And what does he, but write a bill,
Of read more

You tell your doctor, that y' are ill
And what does he, but write a bill,
Of which you need not read one letter,
The worse the scrawl, the dose the better.
For if you knew but what you take,
Though you recover, he must break.

by Matthew Prior Found in: Medicine Quotes,
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But, when the wit began to wheeze,
And wine had warm'd the politician,
Cur'd yesterday of my read more

But, when the wit began to wheeze,
And wine had warm'd the politician,
Cur'd yesterday of my disease,
I died last night of my physician.

by Matthew Prior Found in: Medicine Quotes,
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When taken
To be well shaken.

When taken
To be well shaken.

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A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. (Proverbs 17:22)

A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. (Proverbs 17:22)

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And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb,
Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have read more

And he said unto them, Ye will surely say unto me this proverb,
Physician, heal thyself: whatsoever we have heard done in
Capernaum, do also here in thy country.

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Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy.

Water, air, and cleanness are the chief articles in my pharmacy.

by Napoleon Bonaparte Found in: Medicine Quotes,
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He (Tiberius) was wont to mock at the arts of physicians, and at
those who, after thirty years of read more

He (Tiberius) was wont to mock at the arts of physicians, and at
those who, after thirty years of age, needed counsel as to what
was good or bad for their bodies.

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America's health care system is neither healthy, caring, nor a system.

America's health care system is neither healthy, caring, nor a system.

by Walter Cronkite Found in: Medicine Quotes,
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