A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to read more

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.

A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, read more

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.