A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, read more

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.

A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.

A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to read more

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.