By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission.
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
Television is now so desparately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.
Television is now so desparately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.
What the United States does best is to understand itself. What it does worst is understand others.
What the United States does best is to understand itself. What it does worst is understand others.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with read more
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
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Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstrably cure is heterosexuality.
America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences demonstrably cure is heterosexuality.
