By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
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All television is children's television.
All television is children's television.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with read more
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat read more
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit read more
When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your TV set and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland.
If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.
If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
Television? The word is half Latin and half Greek. No good can come of it.
Television? The word is half Latin and half Greek. No good can come of it.
The Television commercial is the most efficient power-packed capsule of education that appears anywhere on TV.
The Television commercial is the most efficient power-packed capsule of education that appears anywhere on TV.
