By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.
What's right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we have great capacity - intellect and read more
What's right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we have great capacity - intellect and resources - to do some thing about them
When television is good, nothing is better. When it's bad, nothing is worse.
When television is good, nothing is better. When it's bad, nothing is worse.
Television is a corporate vulgarity.
Television is a corporate vulgarity.
What the United States does best is to understand itself. What it does worst is understand others.
What the United States does best is to understand itself. What it does worst is understand others.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, read more
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
We can have no "50-50" allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he read more
We can have no "50-50" allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all.
