By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the read more
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, read more
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
All television is children's television.
All television is children's television.
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count read more
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'
There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence, and energy of her citizens can not read more
There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence, and energy of her citizens can not cure.
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under read more
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
