By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.
Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on--not for looking at.
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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren read more
The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little.
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.
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Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages
Television is a corporate vulgarity.
Television is a corporate vulgarity.
And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable.
And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable.
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic read more
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git.
