By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?
All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in read more
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
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My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man
When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit read more
When television is good, nothing is better. But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your TV set and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland.
All television is children's television.
All television is children's television.
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under read more
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
When television is good, nothing is better. When it's bad, nothing is worse.
When television is good, nothing is better. When it's bad, nothing is worse.
Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and read more
Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.
