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Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall read more

Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.

by Benjamin Franklin Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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It has never been so bad, that it couldn't be worse...

It has never been so bad, that it couldn't be worse...

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The lust for comfort, that stealthy thing that enters the house a guest and then becomes a host, and then read more

The lust for comfort, that stealthy thing that enters the house a guest and then becomes a host, and then a master.

by Kahlil Gibran Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say read more

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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Everything that has been will be, everything that will be is, everything that will be has been.

Everything that has been will be, everything that will be is, everything that will be has been.

by Eugene Ionesco Found in: Motivational Quotes,
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You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might read more

You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might send a ball rolling through it!

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People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.

by Zig Ziglar Found in: Motivational Quotes,
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Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know read more

Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it.

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Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

by Mark Twain Found in: Motivational Quotes,
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